Hear them say "Next year will be our year",
Even though they weren't close or even near.
One thing I know it's a total disgrace,
By November you're out of the title race.
Losing at QPR then home to Wigan in the League,
Four defeats in Five and King Kenny blames fatigue.
Champions League involvement felt so long ago,
Not even Europa, coz the league standing is too low.
Don't worry lads I'm sure you'll stay up,
And spend next season defending the Carling Cup.
But Micky Mouse will one day want it back,
Whilst we win so many titles you won't keep track.
Was Roy Hodgson really much worse than him,
Leapfrogged by Everton and Swansea if they win.
Still they stand by their hero that they call King Kenny,
Even though he spends every interview in a benny.
Swapped one duffer for another last January,
We wouldn't have signed Carroll, even if he was free.
With Henderson we really had a near miss,
Twenty million quid, are you taking the p*ss?!
Carroll, Suarez, Skyrtl, Adam and Kuyt,
Next year these ugly boys will be winning nowt.
Suarez will continue to be detested,
And Carroll will probably end up getting arrested.
When you're hopelessly singing away in the kop,
You'll check the league table and we'll be at the top.
Still singing "You'll never walk alone",
Even though your team still can't win at home.
Some will still say Suarez is a cheat,
Even when he does your team still gets beat.
King Kenny's interviews make him look a fool,
But he's not the only one at the club they call Liverpool.