You could also have: 8 points up 8 points down Mancini is a f****** clown with a nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone number 20's coming home

BRYANmalta:

Hilarious... just wish I could be there to join in the singing for the City game ! But it will be great just to watch on TV our fans take the pi** by doing the POZNIAN DANCE to City fans :)

we should do that for every goal we score for the rest of the season :)

Hilarious... just wish I could be there to join in the singing for the City game ! But it will be great just to watch on TV our fans take the pi** by doing the POZNIAN DANCE to City fans :)

I second that statement above! Chancing my arm with this one but i'll see what ye think! We're still at the top, we're still at the top, what a waste of millions, we''re still at the top!

How about this one to the tune of the Wazza White Pele song I met my mate the other day, he told me he'd seen the bottlers. So I asked, who are they? They go by the name of Citeh. Ohh Citeh Ohhh Citeh. You took over from the Gunners!!!

4 and 6 are quality.

Man!!!, Can't wait for the day I'll sing with you guys....

Number 4

Viva Mancini,

viva Mancini,

viva Mancini.

He should have won the cup,

but he f****d it up.

Viva Mancini.

Number 5

400m for the FA cup

We'll give them 1 biliion if they just **** up

Number 6

Mancini woah,

mancini woah,

he brought the f***ker back,

and now he'll get the sack,

mancini woah.

2 and 3 are hilarious! Especially liked the Nasri one so decided to add my own which admittedly is a bit cheesy and rough around the edges but hilarious in my eyes. Naaasssri!!!!! wherever you may be! You're a money grabbing mercenary 2 points ahead now 8 points down You are a total F***ing clown!

the second one is the best !!! lmaoooo made my day !

Number 1

F*ck Off City,

You ain't got no history,

Three European Cup's and 20 leagues,

That's what we call history...

Number 2

Samir Nasri, wherever you may be

You went to the wrong side of the city

Could be worse, could be bad,

Playing home games at the Ethihad

Number 3

City, wherever you may be, wanted Kaka but got Barry,

owned by *** who haven't got a clue, you'll win ****** all like you always do.

more coming... feel free to adjust, add or contribute more :)