If you're gonna' sign anyone sign me. Very versatile player, happy to keep the bench warm, carry water bottles to and from matches, wash the teams kits weekly aswell as making sure Nani's bob is perfectly permed before kick off. I can also make sandwiches for half time. All this can be yours for a fee as little as £35m, to of course pay for the sandwich expenses and the soap to wash the kits week in week out. If anyone could jut get hold of Fergie and let him be known of the generous proposal from myself then that would be a massive help cheers! Fergie Fergie sign me up!
My transfer policy? Do whatever it takes to bring our Cristiano back home!