Reports suggest that we are going to offer him a four year contract worth £80,000 a week. Think of a front five of Bastos, Kagawa, Nani, Welbeck and Rooney. He's a fantastic player and will add so much quality to the league.

How is that great news? It's simply a sports journo whose got a little bored of writing reports about Lucas and RVP so has decided to have a bit of fun by drawing a random players name out of a hat then drawn a random clubs name out of a different hat and chose to make a story of it, thats how concrete that report will be

WOW!! According to my sources, Lionel Messi has agreed to join us for a straight swap for Bebé! It was a hard deal to let down and he's having his medical as we speak!! Ah the tables have turned! Well you can either go on websites that are specialised at them that give you a URL for forums, or simply go on google images, type in something like Ian Hislop laughing gif for instance and check each image to see if it's suitable. On the iPhone when I select an image it gives you the option of full size image. Select this as you'll need the genuine URL, rather than the google images one. For ones on google images use the img in brackets like with images, but for ones from gif websites you should be able to copy their URL straight onto here without having the img in brackets.

@ United put in substantial offer for Bastos!!!! Great news: hahaha, no, I do not think so ... but a very good player in deed

Dreaming I think.....

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Lots of sources are reporting today that United have bid 20 million euro for Bastos. IF this is true it ould be a great piece of business. He's a fantastic player who can play on the left or right, can double up as a left back and has one of the best strikes in world football! Sign him up Fergie and it could be the stuff of dreams!

I dont see any rumors. You were daydreaming right?

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Lots of sources are reporting today that United have bid 20 million euro for Bastos. IF this is true it ould be a great piece of business. He's a fantastic player who can play on the left or right, can double up as a left back and has one of the best strikes in world football! Sign him up Fergie and it could be the stuff of dreams!

Self destruct idiot.

WOW!! According to my sources, Lionel Messi has agreed to join us for a straight swap for Bebé! It was a hard deal to let down and he's having his medical as we speak!!

20 million for a 29 yr old seems really unlikely mate

Lots of sources are reporting today that United have bid 20 million euro for Bastos. IF this is true it ould be a great piece of business. He's a fantastic player who can play on the left or right, can double up as a left back and has one of the best strikes in world football! Sign him up Fergie and it could be the stuff of dreams!