i think red tide is 100% spot on. there really does need to be a true test of whether someone is a TRUE follower or just a muppet that wants to spend a load of money. My suggestions for a TRUE follower:
MUST have a season ticket
MUST really be in the Stetford End
must NOT refer to it as the WEST stand
MUST stand all through every game and must not give a toss about the kid sitting behind them who can't see
MUST sing every song - particularly those that criticise peasants from liverp**l
MUST use asterisks for effect
MUST go to every away match
MUST be totally bladdered at every away match
favourite all time player must be from a list of Cantona, Giggs, Scholes, Law and Edwards
MUST drink Jack Daniels and (lots of coke)
should not be married but should have had a girlfriend once (not in the biblical sense)
must be tolerant?????????????????????????