Java Sparrows (Padda Oryzivora) appear to prefer the music of some composers. Sparrows will listen longer to music by Bach than Schoenberg, and prefer Vivaldi to Elliot Carter. 

Thomas Edison was actually afraid of the dark!

Giraffes have no vocal cords. 

Tum podem extulit horridulum...

If a month begins on a Sunday there will always be a Friday the 13th in it.

What could be more weird than haivng 80-100 million to sign some of  the worlds best players and instead signing a washed up has been ?  You can already hear the laughter coming down the East Lancs  road.

That was weird to me too buddy. I imagine, trying to work that one out is somebody must have had a pen in there mouth while working and someone has came up and slapped them on the back to say hello and the sudden shock, he/she has breathed in with supprise and the pen got jammed!!

The main Library at Indiana Uni. in America sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

To finish off. Its possible to lead a cow upstairs but not down.   

Red_Tide V:

audouc:

On aveage, a 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

 

 

How the hell?

 

Red_Tide V:

audouc:

On aveage, a 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

 

 

How the hell?

 

Also Elephants are the only animal that can't jump? I'm gonna be watching a lot of ants now.

audouc:

On aveage, a 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

How the hell?

- Mufc.:

 twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the exact same beat.

i bet your trying it right now

Dammit! I was too!

 twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the exact same beat.

i bet your trying it right now

Butterflies taste with there feet. 

A ducks quack never echoe's.

On aveage, a 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

Elephants are the only animal that cant jump,

Brian Curtis:

It si rumored that in every military flagpole finial (ball on top) in the US, there contains a match, a bullet, and a penny.

Is it also true that the french military flagpole is filled with white feathers and that the ball on top is really a spare reverse gear lever for their tanks............................ For those of you that don't know much about the French and fighting in wars it is said that they are cowards........

It si rumored that in every military flagpole finial (ball on top) in the US, there contains a match, a bullet, and a penny.

RedYankee:

audouc:

    What will you find in the centre of Paris that can't be found in London or Los Angeles?  

Not sure I want to know what is in the center of Paris Hilton.....shudders

audouc:

What will you find in the centre of Paris that can't be found in London or Los Angeles?  

Not sure I want to know what is in the center of Paris Hilton.....shudders