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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://community.manutd.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Fanzone</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/10.aspx</link><description>Your fan blogs, songs, jokes, quizzes and games</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20917.1142)</generator><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737390.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:57:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:737390</guid><dc:creator>dono2</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737390.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=737390</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Omar Darwish:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;audouc:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;A raison dropped into a fresh glass of champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="Devil" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_15.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7921" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think that is the coolest thing I have ever heard. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I wanna try it lol!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;I&amp;#39;m gonna have to try that next time I open a&amp;nbsp;bottle of champers!</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737130.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:58:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:737130</guid><dc:creator>Omar Darwish</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737130.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=737130</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;audouc:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;A raison dropped into a fresh glass of champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_15.gif" alt="Devil" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7921" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think that is the coolest thing I have ever heard. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I wanna try it lol!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737020.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:01:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:737020</guid><dc:creator>audouc</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/737020.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=737020</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A raison dropped into a fresh glass of champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://community.manutd.com/emoticons/emotion-2.gif" alt="Big Smile" /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7921" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/736928.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:28:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:736928</guid><dc:creator>dono2</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/736928.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=736928</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Can&amp;#39;t think of anything weird, but just thought I&amp;#39;d BUMP it up, slipped to #3 &lt;img src="http://community.manutd.com/emoticons/emotion-7.gif" alt="Tongue Tied" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/733222.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:48:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:733222</guid><dc:creator>RedYankee</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/733222.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=733222</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/733082.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:54:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:733082</guid><dc:creator>Matt Cornejo</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/733082.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=733082</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/730865.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:56:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:730865</guid><dc:creator>Wallyballs2008V2</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/730865.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=730865</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;robi prosser:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;in the uk its a criminal offense to commit suicide&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what r the police going to do? Arrest the cadaver and put it to jail ? &lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/730257.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:13:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:730257</guid><dc:creator>audouc</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/730257.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=730257</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A rat can last longer without water than a camal.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;During the filming of the block buster film &amp;quot;Ben Hur&amp;quot;. During the Chariot race scene a red car can be seen in the distance and Charlton Heston was wearing a watch.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thought I would bring this&amp;nbsp;post back because over the last 3 hours there has been that much garbage being posted about todays result I thought we could add a bit of&amp;nbsp;something differant&amp;nbsp;too the forum.&lt;img src="http://community.manutd.com/emoticons/emotion-8.gif" alt="Indifferent" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" alt="Devil" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_15.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb098_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7926" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb098&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/719097.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:26:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:719097</guid><dc:creator>audouc</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/719097.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=719097</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Every time you lick a stamp you are cosuming 1/10 of a calorie.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take you 31,688 years to reach a trillion.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" alt="Devil" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_15.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb114_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7922" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb114&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/718365.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:17:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:718365</guid><dc:creator>Matt Cornejo</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/718365.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=718365</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714937.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:45:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:714937</guid><dc:creator>robi prosser</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714937.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=714937</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;in the uk its a criminal offense to commit suicide&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714897.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:00:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:714897</guid><dc:creator>RedYankee</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714897.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=714897</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#996600" size="4"&gt;Moose have very poor vision. Some have even tried to mate with cars. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714589.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:26:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:714589</guid><dc:creator>manutd*</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714589.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=714589</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;I Dunno if someones already done this&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; cant be asked to check &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;A Giraffes tongue is Blue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;I Find that REALLY Interesting!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;x H&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714584.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:18:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:714584</guid><dc:creator>Matt Cornejo</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714584.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=714584</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: This forum is boring me... Share something weird</title><link>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714356.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:33:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">e364dc51-f0bb-4e59-b892-d54757f0c32e:714356</guid><dc:creator>audouc</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.manutd.com/forums/thread/714356.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.manutd.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=714356</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;In Tennessee, USA, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.&lt;img src="http://community.manutd.com/emoticons/emotion-8.gif" alt="Indifferent" /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A lump of Gold the size of a match box can be flattened into a sheet the size of a Tennis Court.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCman000" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" alt="Devil" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_15.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/dl/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb112_ZCman000&amp;amp;utm_id=7920" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb112&amp;amp;pp=ZCman000" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>