Either it is a spoof post or we have descended into murky depths of the twilight zone in the Transfer Speculation forum with someone claiming to have "read in their cornflakes" the signing of Aguero.
If it is the former it is funny, if the latter I think that when the next construction work is done at Old Trafford, rather than adding hospitality boxes, they should consider building a suite of padded cells!
Is there no end to this Aguero cereal??