A warm welcome to Robin from Manchester, a place where you'll be treated like a human by actual humans!
Your life in Manchester will be relaxed, easy going and comfy and you'll love it.
I can only assume that down south they made you feel grey maybe but here we are infact friendlier people.
Up here you'll score goals for the worlds best and most respected football club in the worlds history.
No need for nasty, miserable Londoners.
It might rain up here but at least we don't have hose pipe bans.