I have got ear plug wax stuck in my ear! How the *** am i going to get it out?
A killer whale isn't a whale, but a dolphin...
The longest recored flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.......but...
the longest recored flight of a rooster is 15.2 seconds.
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave
In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
A ducks quack does not echo.
Elephants are the only animals that cant jump.
No word in the English language ryhmes with "MONTH".
On average, a 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
Butterflies taste with there feet.
M.U.F.C. 4 life:A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
(please note that my statements are in no way aimed to insult blonde women. In fact I find them rather attractive although my personal preference is brunettes).
Matt Cornejo went to Columbine High School.....Yeah, that one!
RIP
the losing team in the semifinal to the eventual champions will win the next champions league, this has been true since 2006 to 2009
A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground.
A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
A man had the hiccups for 69 years.
Hope they are weird enough!!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.
STRANGE LAWS
In Texas, its against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in their possetion.
Alaska law says you cant lok at a moose from an airplane.
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
I read every single last one of them!
Supposedly the very first bomb dropped by the allies on Berlin during WW2 killed the Berlin Zoo's only elephant.
Matt Cornejo: You can find up to 5,280 different threads dedicated to Real Madrid player Cristiano Ronaldo on this forum!
You can find up to 5,280 different threads dedicated to Real Madrid player Cristiano Ronaldo on this forum!
now that is suprising! I didn't know there was so much. Did you count them?
