John Ronaldo, a common name meets an uncommon name (Terry, no prizes for guessing which Ronaldo). 

 All you have to do is pick 2 players from any team not necessarily the same team. Then swop the surnames and first names around and see who comes up with the funniest new names... Just to get you started    EDWIN VAN DE SAR   AND WAYNE ROONEY become  WAYNE VAN DE SAR and EDWIN ROONEY......