Though a joke thread is a great idea - just make sure you keep it clean i.e. no swearing or avoiding the swear filter.  Also avoid racial stereotypes for obvious reasons!

No offense to the blondes 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: '

'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

I got one:

3 guys were stranded on an island. A tribe catches them and takes them with them. They tell them all to bring 10 of the same fruit and come back with them.

The first guy comes back with 10 peaches. The leader of the tribe tells him to stuff them all in his butt, and if he makes one sound, they would kill him. After 4, he yelled and they killed him. He went to heaven.

The second guy comes back with 10 cherries. Again, he should stuff them all in his butt. He gets to 9, and bursts out of laughter. They kill him, and he goes to heaven.

In heaven, the first guy asks the second:" Why did you laugh so much? You were so close." The second guy replies:" I saw the third guy coming over with 10 pineapples!"

jackdice:

[Edited by Gavinio for avoiding the swear filter]

The alternative version of that joke

Why do they call that game golf?

Because ALL the other 4 letter words were taken.

Or as someone else once said

Golf, a walk in the park.....spoiled.

[Sorry but you are not allowed to avoid the swear filter.  I've removed the post due to it not really working as a joke if I edited it as I should.  Gavinio]

 Golf  -   Question - Have you ever shot a birdy?

             Answer   - No but I once threw a rock at a squirrel

  A guy tees off on the first hole. His ball hits a tree just off to the left, comes straight back and hits him in the middle of his forehead. Man Down dead.

He arrives at the pearly gates but Saint Peter cannot find his name in the expected list. He asks the guy "what are you here for" the guy replys  " ONE"

Tis the season to be jolly